Answer phone message

Mental Hotline? uh Is this funny?


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This is the mental Hotline:

* If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly

* If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you

* If you have multiple personalities press 3,4,5 and 6

* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, so just stay on the line so we can trace you call

* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership

* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press

* If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press because nobody will answer

* If you are dyslexic press 696969

* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, adress, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name

* If you have short term memory loss, press 9 If you have short term memory loss, press 9 If you have short term memory loss, press 9

* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you anyway.

Cheers, Marja