Monday, 17 September 2007

Answer phone message

Mental Hotline? uh Is this funny?

This is the mental Hotline:
* If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly
* If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you
* If you have multiple personalities press 3,4,5 and 6
* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, so just stay on the line so we can trace you call
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press
* If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press because nobody will answer
* If you are dyslexic press 696969
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, adress, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name
* If you have short term memory loss, press 9 If you have short term memory loss, press 9 If you have short term memory loss, press 9
* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you anyway.
Cheers, Marja


  1. lol thats hilarious!
    i should do that one day

    ive linked you back btw!

  2. That was awesome and funny :) ...

  3. Marja,
    Thank you for the visit. The phone messages are hilarious. I really like your site also. I don't believe that I have anyone on my blogroll from New Zealand. I guess I'll have to remedy that. I have added you at my site also.

  4. Wonderful stuff! I'd love to put that on my answerphone!

    How's things in Clogsville today?

  5. I don't know if I should press 9.
    I don''t know if I should press 9.
    I don't know if I should press 9.

    Um, did I mention that I don't know if I should press 9?

    Where am I? Who am I? Is anyone going to answer the phone?

    Too cute. This was a fun post!!

  6. Thanks Jay

    Thanks Anwin

    Happy you like it monday morning power

    Hi Keith At the moment I am in jandle city were it is spring, a wonderful time.

    Ambre I'll press 2 for you and remember you to press 9.


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